Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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