so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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