love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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