apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
