Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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