around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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