She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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