If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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