Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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