I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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