No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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