It's Friday. Sex?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
