White coat. Heels.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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