Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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