Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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