what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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