Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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