just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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