god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
time to smoke my breakfast
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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