Say something about gay babies.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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