Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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