Only a mothe r could love this liver
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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