You can't special order awesome
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
