Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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