yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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