He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
