I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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