Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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