I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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