Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
