YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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