ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So many bounce houses so little time
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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