Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
