Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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