I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
