there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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