There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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