Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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