hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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