North Korea, Best Korea!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
