The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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