and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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