In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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