Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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