why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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