they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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