Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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