He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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