Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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