We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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