Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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