Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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