I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
from now on my penis is your penis
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
