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I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
that is very illegal...i love you.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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