going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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